I am MC Melod¥ Doll!

I've been very busy lately moving to a new city, but before I left my friends and I got together to record the first ever Lolita Rap Parody song and video! XD



When I have some time I will post about how this video came to be and what the lyrics mean. I hope it makes everyone laugh! I had so much fun making itXD

LYRICS

(You already know what to buy) We gotta buy some brand (EGL!) (Just
put it in the bag) Wassup lolis, wassup brolitas, wassup Mana, hey man,
I'm going to Harajuku, gotta buy up some brand yo.

Now I know you are over there staring at my brand
Yeah I know you are over there staring at my brand
Loli I know you don't see yourself wearing all my brand
I know you don't see yourself wearing all my brand
In the city, Angelic Pretty
Brand down to my toes, just like Maki
It's me again, with the yen
Ignore the price on the tag
Just get the matching bag

Chorus:
Un-huh un-huh un-huh
Just throw it in the bag
Un-huh un-huh un-huh
Just throw it in the bag
Un-huh un-huh un-huh
Just throw it in the bag
Un-huh un-huh un-huh
Just throw it in the bag

Verse 1:
Buy second hand?
Why would you do that?
I'm in Laforet
Shopping all day
Just ask the shop girls
Baby they treat me well
Ain't no browsing
They know I rich like Hell
A couple Iron Gates, I post on EGL
Got Loli's looking like, "Did we miss a Moitie sale?"
Can't say what I do, just know I work like Hell,
To keep the Baby and AP on my La-b-el
Fill up them point cards, get the discount
But to be honest I never look at the amount
Or ask "Ikura?", that means "How much?"
Study Nihongo, your brain will turn to mush
I buy my brand with cash
Your buy your brand with credit
In Japan they say "Don't eat til you fit it"
Get some Vivienne
I'm talking Westwood
Real rocking horse
I ain't talking Secret Shop

Verse 2:
Sugary Carnival, Puppet Circus, Church Gate yeah
I don't need a shopping service just fly over there
Now this style don't come for free
For real lolis buying brand is a philosophy
So just get the matching bag
Is it a present? I say "No" when they ask it
When I die I'll be buried in a Moitie casket
Now I'm at the goth bar, hanging with Mana
Next week I'll be buying up Osaka
I don't pay for hosts though
They are gross so
Be sitting by myself drinking Rose Mo
You say get a man? I'm too rich for one
I'll buy a dollfie, he'll be just as good as one
See me here at Emily
Don't you feel the jealousy
Putting a dress on reserve
'Cause it's what I deserve
Socks, necklace, headbow and what else
Oh yeah, I guess I'll take the matching bag